20 June 2011

Reagan Tells Democrat Jokes


This is pretty funny if you haven't seen it...


More timeless, lib-poking wit from the Gipper:

You can tell a lot about a fellow's character by the way he eats jelly beans...

Some of you may remember that in my early days, I was sort of a bleeding heart liberal. Then I became a man and put away childish ways.

The problem with our liberal friends is not that they are ignorant... but that they know so much that simply isn't so

A tree's a tree. How many more do you need to look at?

Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other. 

Latinos are Republican. They just don't know it yet.

One way to make sure crime doesn't pay would be to let the government run it.

Before I refuse to take your questions, I have an opening statement.... 


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