25 August 2011

Muslims Lovin' Life on Ole Blighty


The Archbishop of Canterbury and Royal Commission for Political Correctness announced today that the climate in the UK should no longer be referred to as 'English Weather'...

Rather than offend a sizeable 'minority' group -especially a self-absorbed, vile-tempered one with a penchant for making explosives in their bathtub- the persistently bleak weather conditions over the United Kingdom will now be exclusively referred to as 'Muslim Weather' (partly Sunni- mostly Shi'ite).

You know- some of that furniture waterproofing spray you use on the sofa might do wonders for that outfit when it rains, ladies... (about only way Sharia Islam could be any more repellent, too-  if that's what you're after).

h/t Speedunque
Muslim weather, UK

4 comments:

Zilla/MJ said...

Well done, RR!

Reaganite Republican said...

Thanks Zilla- knew you'd like this one lol

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Muzloon weather could definitely be Shi'itey.

Reaganite Republican said...

Hard rain gonna fall here if we don't take care of business and mind the shop, my friend

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