A plane was going down and everyone had jumped out except for three people:
a little schoolgirl, George W Bush, and Hillary Clinton.
But there was only two parachutes left- Hillary promptly grabs one and says,
"I'm a Rhoades scholar, and quite possibly the most intelligent woman on Earth.
I may be the very first woman President... I have to live!" and she jumps.
Dubya puts his hand on the shoulder of the little girl, looks her in the eye, and says "I've lived a long, fruitful life. You go ahead and take the last parachute."
The little girl looks up and said, "it's OK Mr. President, we can both jump...
the 'smartest woman on Earth' just grabbed my backpack..."