Chelsea comes back from a date with her new boyfriend, Hillary asks: "Have you had sex yet?" Chelsea: "Not according to Dad."
'Hillary 2016' KFC special: 2 XL thighs, 2 small breasts,
and a left wing
What did President Bill Clinton do when the abortion bill hit his desk? Paid it.
What is the difference between a friend of the Clintons and a five-pack-a-day smoker? The smoker has a
Why does Clinton wear pants? To keep his ankles warm.
Why is Bill Clinton so interested in the events of the Middle East? He thinks the Gaza Strip is a topless bar-
A recent poll asked 2000 women if they would have sex with Bill Clinton: 94% replied, "Never again."
What do you call Monica Lewinsky with a runny nose? Full-
Why are Clinton's eyes always red and puffy? Mace!
How do you satisfy Clinton's sexual appetite?
It takes a village...
Proposed Hillary Clinton 2016 Slogans:
* Because no Clinton has ever disgraced the office of Senator
* If elected, I'll try not to misplace or shred anything important
* If you slept with my husband, the least
you can do is vote for me
* Never indicted, knock on wood
* Wait'll you see the scandals I'm planning!