26 October 2015

COOL Things Jeb! Could Be Doing
if He Wasn't Forced to Run for President:

if he wasn't burdened by a hereditary greatness that 
demands he serve Bush-Rove Machine donors...

Like making guacamole in 
official ($75) Jeb! Guaca-Bowla

Or selling ugly shirts with a pic 
of himself as a hippy 

Smoking weed

Selling weed

Smuggling coke/heroin

Babbling incoherently on Twitter

Teaching his spoiled, lazy wife to speak English

Boring people to death

He could get a lobotomy just for fun

Finally do something about that black hand (gangrene?)

Maybe sit around saying stupid things...

Or just catch-up on quality time with La Familia:

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