07 April 2011

Silky Pony Freaking-Out at the Prospect of Going to Prison: "I'd kill myself first!"

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Happier times...

The National Enquirer -which first broke the Edwards/Hunter scandal in 2007- is now reporting that those close to the foolhardy egomaniac say he's lost 20lbs... is a "broken spirit" who's drinking heavily... and even entertains suicidal thoughts now that a trip to the Gray Bar Hotel seems possible- if not likely.

Of particular concern is John Edward's former staffer Andrew Young, who's actually got an Edwards "sex tape" -for which Rielle Hunter is now suing- and wrote a book (published in February) regarding a cover-up that once had him claiming to be father of Edwards' and Hunter's love child. And the myriad additional revelations within reveal a cynical and selfish moral black-hole entirely unlike the smiling, tanned Ken Doll once presented for electoral consumption.

Mr Young now appears ready to take the stand against his former boss in any trial(s) that results from current federal grand jury investigation into just how much campaign money he steered to space cadet/ homewrecker Rielle Hunter.

According to a report today in The Daily Mail, when John Edwards' legal team informed him that he may be facing hard time, the disgraced show horse bawled his eyes out and exclaimed "I won't go to jail- I'd kill myself first!".

Small wonder then that the Left remains obsessed with slandering Bush and Cheney ad infinitum... they need to warp the curve a bit, look at the shameless reprobates they put up for president.

And millions were ready to even put this guy in the White House. At least Obama's sufficiently terrified of his wife- who -judging by the effeminate demeanor- appears to have had that boy fixed.





10 comments:

Randy-g said...

"Silky" gives a whole new meaning to "John". Toilet, whoremonger....

Reaganite Republican said...

Hard to feel sorry for him, eh... he's even worse than Charlie Sheen in some ways, at least that POS is single lol

This is what happens when you don't count your blessings, and give thanks imho- this guy had life fall in his lap and all he truly felt for his admirers was contempt- no wonder he's so insecure

Bungalow Bill said...

But his child was entitled to that campaign money. Isn't that how Dems think? Above the law and entitled.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Oh my, the web he weaves.

Teresa said...

I don't feel sorry for him one bit. He's an arrogant POS who thought with his dick rather than with his brain.

Reaganite Republican said...

I'd say we're engaging in a bit of shadenfreude here, except for there's nothing shameful about enjoying this one's demise AT ALL lol

Adrienne said...

judging by the effeminate demeanor- appears to have had that boy fixed. That "boy" is living on the "down-low."

Silky is a disgrace starting with how he made his millions. Kill himself? I highly doubt that. He's way too egotistical for that...

Reaganite Republican said...

Probably trying to elicit sympathy and attention, like most narcissists he's addicted to it.

And since he's not getting any positive attention... he'll pout and feel sorry for himself

Maggie@MaggiesNotebook said...

He won't kill himself. Too much narcissism there. He might find a bit of fun in prison.

Reaganite Republican said...

Fun for Bubba maybe, not for Breck Girl tho lol

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