20 June 2011

Reagan Tells Democrat Jokes


This is pretty funny if you haven't seen it...


More timeless, lib-poking wit from the Gipper:

You can tell a lot about a fellow's character by the way he eats jelly beans...

Some of you may remember that in my early days, I was sort of a bleeding heart liberal. Then I became a man and put away childish ways.

The problem with our liberal friends is not that they are ignorant... but that they know so much that simply isn't so

A tree's a tree. How many more do you need to look at?

Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other. 

Latinos are Republican. They just don't know it yet.

One way to make sure crime doesn't pay would be to let the government run it.

Before I refuse to take your questions, I have an opening statement.... 


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8 comments:

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

I have that video in my collection too. It will always be timeless.

Reaganite Republican said...

So different to see a president witty and real... pretty much opposite the humorless, self-absorbed neurotic we're cursed with now

Good Ole Boy said...

The Gipper could always tell a good joke and do it well. obummer is the joke now and a sick one at that.

Matt said...

Reagan did have a way with jokes.

Steve Dennis said...

I saw that video for the first time yesterday at my father's house and I laughed out loud!

Maggie@MaggiesNotebook said...

Wasn't he priceless? Not a single hint of a mean-spirit, just good-hearted cutting edge wisdom.

Reaganite Republican said...

Agreed, my friends... a charming gentleman, seems quaint with the heinous regime that's occupying the WH today

Teresa said...

"The problem with our liberal friends is not that they are ignorant... but that they know so much that simply isn't so"

That is one of my favorite jokes. I always enjoy listening to Reagan's jokes - LOL!! Thanks for posting Reaganite.

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