Results of latest TSA airport screening techniques
from the Department Of Homeland Security:
It was also found that almost every single one of the 535
US congressional legislators were lacking a full set...
no, not luggage- the kind of 'set' that
Palin and Bachmann have, yet McConnell,
Cantor, and Boehner (ironically) do not.
Way-to-go BIG SIS!
Moonbattery h/t Speedunque