- Money cannot buy you happiness... but it's more comfortable crying in a Mercedes than on a bicycle.
- Forgive your enemy- but don't forget the SOB's name
- Help a man in trouble... and he'll remember you (when he's in trouble again!)
- Many people exist in this world only because it's illegal to shoot them
- Trying to debate facts with an Obama voter is like trying to pick-up a cow pie by the clean end~
words of wisdom