"The other day I needed to go to the emergency room. Not wanting to sit there for 4 hours, I put on my old Marine fatigues and stuck a patch onto the front of my shirt that I had downloaded off the Internet.
When I went into the E.R. I noticed that 3/4 of the people got up and left- I guess they decided that they weren't that sick after all.... cut at least 3 hours off my waiting time.
Here's the patch. Feel free to use it the next time you're in need of quicker emergency service:
At the laundromat, three minutes after entering, I had my choice of any machine... most still running.
Don't try it at McDonald's though; the whole crew got up and left and l never got my order . . ."
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lol -thanks Bob!