21 March 2012

Tiger Woods Potty Humor and Porn: South Park Attack on Elin Gave Tiger Big Smiles

Tiger Woods still scowls, still curses big time, still throws an occasional club and is as ungracious as ever. Today, Tiger's problem is resisting the urge to sleep with someone he doesn't care about. It puts him at risk, don't ya know. The sex addition clinic warned against it. He is rude to his fellow players, especially those rooming with him (who knew you'd have a roommate on the tour?), and he idolizes his characterization on South Park - the one where his character image called his then-wife Elin Nordegren a "Swedish cow," and a "crazy bitch."


Hank Haney, the celebrated Golf Pro who worked with Tiger Woods for six years, says Tiger loved ‘potty humour,’ 



pornography and his South Park depiction calling his beautiful wife, Elin a “Swedish Cow,’ and a “crazy bitch.” Rude beyond imagining, Haney says it was painful to be with the famous couple. In a restaurant, Tiger would finish his meal, get up from the table to leave and expect Elin Nordegren to follow, even if she was still eating. There was no affection. Tiger didn’t allow his her to smile on the golf course, and especially not after a win, because he was “supposed to win.” Haney puts it in other words, but basically said Tiger sucked the joy out of his own wife and the Mother of his children.


In Haney’s coming book, RadarOnline says Tiger learned a few things while in sex addiction therapy:
“There are some girls who are going to be after me even more now, especially the wild ones,” Haney writes that Woods told him. “But what I learned is that for the rest of my life I can’t have sex with someone unless I genuinely feel something for them. If I do, I’m putting myself in jeopardy.”
Haney’s book, due out March 27, also presents the golfer as a tempestuous, rude, cheap, porn-watching superstar oblivious to those around him, according to The New York Post.
As children stood around for autographs, Tiger routinely ignored them. The one story that shows Woods’ mean spirit, if another example is needed, is his fondness for porn movies. While rooming with golfer Zach Johnson, a devout Christian, Woods’ purchased the 24-hour porn package, turned it on with Johnson in the room, and bragged about it to Haney. He also made fun of Phil Mickelson’s body

The owner of an island, a yacht, every luxury a man could want, including many championship titles, was also a tight-wad and let everyone else pay. I believe his golf will never again be the same. He will never again gain the number of titles he once did so easily. May he have no peace the rest of his life unless God decides he deserves it. I say that because arrogant, abusive, impolite, insolent, brutish people – narcissists – are often peaceful in their own vanity.  I hope he has none. More at The Daily Mail.