28 May 2012

Shocking New TSA Statistics

Results of latest TSA airport screening techniques
from the Department Of Homeland Security:

Terrorists Discovered:  0

Transvestites:  1305

Hernias Diagnosed:  785
Hemorrhoid Cases:  10,172
Enlarged Prostates:  8,249
Breast Implants:   59,350

 Natural Blondes:   3

 It was also found that almost every single one of the 535 
US congressional legislators were lacking a full set...
no, not luggage- the kind of 'set' that 
Palin and Bachmann have, yet McConnell, 
Cantor, and Boehner (ironically) do not.

Way-to-go BIG SIS!

Moonbattery   h/t Speedunque