21 June 2012

2012 DNC Convention Schedule Is Out

2012 Democratic National Convention
(Sept. 3, 2012) @ Charlotte, North Carolina:

4:00  PM Opening Flag-Burning Ceremony
4:05  PM Singing of "G-D America" Led by Rev. Jeremiah Wright
4:10  PM Pledge of Allegiance (to Obama)
4:15  PM Ceremonial 'I Hate America' by Michelle Obama
4:30  PM Tips on Dodging Sniper Fire - Hillary Clinton
4:45  PM Al Sharpton Leads Castrati Choir in 
                 Performing 'Great Balls of Fire'

5:00  PM UFO Abduction Survival - Joe  Biden
5:30  PM Eliot Spitzer on 'Family Values' (via satellite)
5:45  PM Special Tribute to Delegates (all 57 states)

6:00  PM [Presidential Smoke Break]
6:30  PM Vegan hors d'oeuvres, foreign mineral water served

7:30  PM Airing of Grievances by the Clintons

9:00  PM Innovation Online by Anthony Weiner

9:15  PM Tribute Film to Freedom Fighters at Gitmo
            - Michael Moore

9:45  PM Personal Finance Seminar - Charlie Rangel

10:00 PM Denunciation of Recalcitrant Gun-Clingers followed by                 festive Charlton Heston piƱata - Rosie O'Donnell
10:45 PM Ceremonial Waving of White Flag for
            Iraq and Afghanistan

11:00 PM Obama Energy Plan Symposium/Tire Gauge Demo
11:15 PM Free Governor Blagojevich Rally
11:30 PM Obama Tongue-Bath, performed by Chris Matthews
11:45 PM Feeding of the Delegates with 5 Loaves and 2 Fish                  - Obamessiah Presidin'

12:00 AM Official Nomination of Obama by Bill Maher
12:01  AM Obama Accepts Nomination as Lord and Savior
12:05  AM Celestial Choirs Sing

2:00  AM Goose-Stepping New Black Panthers March Past/Salute                  Presidential Review Stand in Honor of Now-Eternal Regime

 3:00  AM Biden Delivers Acceptance Speech  

Note: One omission: Memorial recognition of Obama's surrogate son, Trayvon, will be in  conjunction with the 12:05 AM event.

WND   Baloo   TheStutteringMessiah   Wikipedia   h/t Roberto