02 October 2012

Teenage Lobotomies for Obama

There they go again: scrambling progs are going all-out to salvage what's left of hopenchange, now adrift in a sea of FAIL. And as the presidential race has entered the home-stretch, they're willing to try just about anything.

But if asking brides to donate their wedding gifts -or struggling families to chip-in w/ garage-sale proceeds (why not gold fillings?)- didn't creep you out quite enough, the warped Obama campaign's latest youth-themed ad will make you blow chunks.

Titled Home for the Holidays: Share Why You're Working to Re-elect President Obama, the grating 120-second spot aims to hone technique and bolster the morale of those planning to pester the living shit out of their poor parents/grandparents by laying Obammunist tripe on them while home visiting from college (+ mooching money and complaining).

To buck up the Obamayouth spirit and re-create that false sense of superiority the whole Obama spiel/cult is built upon, targeted conservative family members are portrayed as 'stubborn',
'set in their ways', or so archaic they're just now learning how to send a text message. 

Some go on to say that due to their relentless and convincing political arguments (he's cool!) unenlightened
'lifelong Republican' and 'voted for Bush twice' kin are now considering voting for Barack

While it's difficult to see why any 'lifelong' GOPer would be switching to Obama after bearing witness to four years of such towering incompetence, I'd probably tell these kids whatever they want to hear, too... if that's what it took to buy me some peace and quiet til they head back to indoctrination center school.

Nary a mention in the clip of any actual issues or the president's appalling performance in office, mind you... but 'just keep trying', recalcitrant, unthinking clingers you've suffered the misfortune of sharing way-too-many chromosomes with may still eventually come round to your 'modern' and 'progressive' way of thinking.

I like how the first 20-ish guy says he initially was drawn to Dear Leader because 'he's from my generation'... uh, dude, he's -like- technically old enough to be your grandpa-

BTW, ever seen a white guy who doesn't seem fruitier-than-a-Dole-plantation in an Obama ad...? Me neither:

Related quotes regarding the kind of wholesome enthusiasm Dear Leader is generating for his presidency amongst rudderless, impressionable young Americans today:

Lenin: 'Give me just one generation of youth, and 
I'll transform the whole world.'

Communist Party Education Workers Congress: We must create out of the younger generation a generation of Communists. We must turn children, who can be shaped like wax, into real, good Communists.... 

We must remove the children from the crude influence of their families. We must take them over and, to speak frankly, nationalize them.

Engels: 'The opponents must grant us that youth has never before flocked to our colours in such numbers, ... in the end,
one will be found among us who will prove that the sword of enthusiasm is just as good as the sword of genius.' 

Teens for Obama

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