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| Never a dull moment! |
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You don't have to shave, and can even wear a
tie-dye acorn hat if you for some reason feel the urge |
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| 3 WORDS: virgins! virgins! virgins! |
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| That true feeling of belonging you've always wanted |
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| Upstanding American Muslim role-models to show you the way |
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| With Islam, you can let-off some steam |
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| Your daughter will love the HOT pop scene! |
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When you get divorced and change wives, you don't even have
to bother with changing the photo on your desk @ work |
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| Everybody knows the food is delicious |
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| Above all, Muslims like to have a good time... |
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| -and they have a lovely sense of humor! |
Of course (once you convert), you'll
always have the US president on your side...
Benefits of Converting to Islam
