26 October 2015

COOL Things Jeb! Could Be Doing
if He Wasn't Forced to Run for President:

if he wasn't burdened by a hereditary greatness that 
demands he serve Bush-Rove Machine donors...

Like making guacamole in 
official ($75) Jeb! Guaca-Bowla



Or selling ugly shirts with a pic 
of himself as a hippy 




Smoking weed




Selling weed




Smuggling coke/heroin




Babbling incoherently on Twitter


Teaching his spoiled, lazy wife to speak English



Boring people to death



He could get a lobotomy just for fun



Finally do something about that black hand (gangrene?)



Maybe sit around saying stupid things...



Or just catch-up on quality time with La Familia: