if he wasn't burdened by a hereditary greatness that
demands he serve Bush-Rove Machine donors...
Like making guacamole in
official ($75) Jeb! Guaca-Bowla
demands he serve Bush-Rove Machine donors...
Like making guacamole in
official ($75) Jeb! Guaca-Bowla
Or selling ugly shirts with a pic
of himself as a hippy
Smoking weed
Selling weed
Smuggling coke/heroin
Babbling incoherently on Twitter
Jeb Bush, when asked if he’s quitting his campaign: “Blah blah blah blah, that’s my answer, blah blah blah.” https://t.co/MATgcWNpwI
— Taegan Goddard (@politicalwire) October 24, 2015
Teaching his spoiled, lazy wife to speak English
Boring people to death
He could get a lobotomy just for fun
Finally do something about that black hand (gangrene?)