Right, Taylor Swift too 😂
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DonOld TRUMP gave a speech in Wilkes-Barre, PA last night. He referred to the state as ‘North Carolina’, to stunned silence of the crowd
More gems 💎
TRUMP said he is a ‘much better looking person than Kamala’
He babbled something about how he just 'loves the playback controls that exist nowadays' and ‘TiVo is the best invention’
Said VP Harris ‘laughs like a lunatic’ and therefore ‘is prohibited from laughing’ by her staff
Claimed TIME didn’t take a good photo of VP Harris so they needed a sketch artist. This makes him upset.
He said ‘they say I ramble. But I don’t ramble. I’m a really smart guy’
Trump said “Biden hates Kamala. He HATES her!’
He then demanded he be paid $100 million- for Biden being replaced by VP Harris. Not clear who he expects to cough this up for him
Fat Elvis randomly repeated ‘Barack Hussein Obama’- to remind the evangelicals this is a holy war, or something
He said climate change is good because it will give us more beachfront property.
The disgraced former guy also predicted our country ‘will die’ if he loses the election
He then added that he hopes we ‘enjoy’ the economic collapse/depression he’s been fervently rooting-for for over 3 1/2 years… then the bored audience started to walk out: