08 December 2010

Gift Idea for Those Who Already Have-it-all: Walk-In Medicine Cabinet for the Kitchen!





Cures what ails ya...

DiseaseMedicationDosage
AllergiesMedoc1 glass
AnemiaGraves4 glass
BronchitisBordeaux (+ sugar/cinammon!)3 cups
IrregularityAnjou Blanc, Vouvray4 glass
Coronary ArteriesBrut Champagne4 glass
Diarrhea Beaujolais Nouveau4 glass
FeverChampagne Sec4 glass
HeartBurgundy, Sentanay Rouge2 glass
Uric Acid GoutSancerre, Pouilly Fume4 glass
HypertensionAlsace4 glass
MenopauseSaint Emilion1 bottle
DepressionMedoc2+ bottles
ObesityBurgundyUntil you don't care anymore...