This from a bewildered Texas rancher:
While riding down along the border this morning, I saw a Muslim extremist bobbing in the Rio Grande River- he was struggling to stay afloat because of all the guns and bombs he was carrying.
Along with him was a Mexican who was also struggling to stay afloat because of the large backpack of drugs he has strapped to his back.
It was clear to me that if they didn't get help soon, these men would surely drown. Being a responsible Texan and abiding by the law to help those in distress, I informed the El Paso County Sheriff's Office as well as the US Department of Homeland Security.
Alas- it is now 4pm -both have drowned- and neither authority has even responded!
I'm starting to think I wasted two stamps....
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9 comments:
So close to the truth, it's scary.
Thanks for the laugh first thing this morning.
God Bless Texas!
Excellent early morning laugh.
Thx guys
And AMF to the invaders
Securing America: One stamp at a time!
So, when are we going to see troops, cameras, drones, and a wall on the southern border? I haven't heard from the Republicans I elected last November. Does anyone know where they are?
Trump said he was going to militarize the border, curing the immigration and drug smuggling problems at one stroke
Sounds good to me
Shameful! No response at all??? lol Hard to laugh, though, when it's all too truthful!
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