28 June 2011

The Woes of Ranching on the Rio Grande...


This from a bewildered Texas rancher:

While riding down along the border this morning, I saw a Muslim extremist bobbing in the Rio Grande River- he was struggling to stay afloat because of all the guns and bombs he was carrying. 

Along with him was a Mexican who was also struggling to stay afloat because of the large backpack of drugs he has strapped to his back. 

It was clear to me that if they didn't get help soon, these men would surely drown. Being a responsible Texan and abiding by the law to help those in distress, I informed the El Paso County Sheriff's Office as well as the US Department of Homeland Security. 

Alas- it is now 4pm -both have drowned- and neither authority has even responded!

I'm starting to think I wasted two stamps....

cafemom   h/t Speedunque

9 comments:

RightKlik said...

So close to the truth, it's scary.

Steve Dennis said...

Thanks for the laugh first thing this morning.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

God Bless Texas!

Otis P. Driftwood said...

Excellent early morning laugh.

Reaganite Republican said...

Thx guys

And AMF to the invaders

Matt said...

Securing America: One stamp at a time!

Anonymous said...

So, when are we going to see troops, cameras, drones, and a wall on the southern border? I haven't heard from the Republicans I elected last November. Does anyone know where they are?

Reaganite Republican said...

Trump said he was going to militarize the border, curing the immigration and drug smuggling problems at one stroke

Sounds good to me

Blogsensibility said...

Shameful! No response at all??? lol Hard to laugh, though, when it's all too truthful!

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