06 July 2011

'Looking for Work'


Some doctors are chatting at a conference, and the Israeli says: "In Israel, the medicine is so advanced that we cut off a man's testicles and transplanted them into another man, and it only took 6 weeks before he was looking for work!"

So the German one goes: "Sehr gut, but in Germany we are able to take part of the brain out of a person, we put it into another person's head, and in just 4 weeks he is looking for work."

A Russian doctor retorts: "Big deal- in Russia, we take a heart from a person, we put it into another's chest, and in a mere 2 weeks he is right back, seeking employment!"

The American doctor then says: "Ah, but that's nothing my colleagues, you are way, way behind us.

In the States a couple years back, we took a guy from Kenya with no brains, no heart, and no balls....made him President-
and now the whole country is looking for work!"




-h/t Speedunque-
LOOKING FOR WORK

8 comments:

Steve Dennis said...

I love it! Thanks for the laugh.

Libertarian Advocate said...

Oh boy, shoulda seen that punchline coming. Alas, true AND funny.

Randy-g said...

True dat RR!!

Bungalow Bill said...

Good stuff!

Mark Adams said...

OHHHH how so true, though. :)

Reaganite Republican said...

Thx, my buddy sent it to me

Supi said...

Too funny. Thanks for posting this.

Matt said...

Damn that is good! Nearly fell out of my chair.

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