Barack and Michelle are at the White Sox game...
The agent goes: "But Mr. President, it was a unanimous request, from the owner of the team down to the bat boy- and the fans would absolutely love it."
So Barack shrugs his shoulders and says, "Well, if that's what the people want..."
He gets up, grabs Michelle by her collar and the seat of her pants, and drops her right over the wall into the field. She gets up kicking, swearing, and screaming... and the crowd goes absolutely wild, cheering, applauding, and high-fiving.
Barack is bowing and smiling, and leans over to the agent and says, "You were right; I would have never believed that!"
Noticing the SS agent standing in shock with jaw dropped, Obama says "Hey, what's wrong?"
"Sir... they wanted you to throw out the first pitch!