15 July 2011

Love Me a Good Obama Joke

Barack and Michelle are at the White Sox game...


One of the Secret Service guys leans over and says something to the president. Obama stares at the guy, looks at Michelle, looks back at the agent, and shakes his head "NO!"

The agent goes: "But Mr. President, it was a unanimous request, from the owner of the team down to the bat boy- and the fans would absolutely love it."

So Barack shrugs his shoulders and says, "Well, if that's what the people want..."

He gets up, grabs Michelle by her collar and the seat of her pants, and drops her right over the wall into the field. She gets up kicking, swearing, and screaming... and the crowd goes absolutely wild, cheering, applauding, and high-fiving.

Barack is bowing and smiling, and leans over to the agent and says, "You were right; I would have never believed that!"

Noticing the SS agent standing in shock with jaw dropped, Obama says "Hey, what's wrong?"

"Sir... they wanted you to throw out the first pitch!


Obama jokewhite sox game xxx 
-h/t Speedunque-

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

The fact that an unknown community organizer was elected president of the United States with zero experience is a JOKE ON ALL OF US.

Anonymous said...

It is not a joke on my part. I knew that P.O.S. was worthless from the start. I stood 3 feet in front of the the lying TURD in Springfield ,Il ALL he did for 15 minutes was tell one lie after another or blame someone else for his voting(lack of) record. He was WORTHLESS then and is WORSE NOW! ANYONE who sides with him is a IDIOT!

conservativesonfire said...

I don't think Obama misundersstood at all.

Reaganite Republican said...

Dear Leader publicly disrespected and mocked, egad!

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

You have to feel sorry for Obama. He's just to stupid to know better.

Reaganite Republican said...

But they told us his IQ was more than Einstein's cubed!

Randy-g said...

I love it!!!

Trestin said...

That would be the first time he exceded expectations.

Matt said...

Well, it is an understandable mistake. For once, I'd give him a pass on that one.

Reaganite Republican said...

Trestin wins 'Comment of the Year' lol

pamibe said...

Love it! And Trestin's right. ;)

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