Much like his back-slappin' pal Vlad, Comrade Hugo's been
(undeservedly) blessed with oil, minerals, mountains,
dramatic ocean coastlines... and a whole bunch of these:
If it was she who invited me to Caracas, perhaps
I could get used to waiting in line 2 hrs for bread...
as much as I detest socialism, it's important to maintain a
balanced perspective and consider the situation as a whole!
bikini, Miss World 2011