Merry Christmas Honey!
|Che-a-Pet, oh joy|
Sulfur cartridges not included
Since lemonade stands are illegal now
|Nothing says 'I pity you' like Spray-On Hair!|
-reminds me of those freaking TeleTubbies
Moo-chelle caught wind of this yet?
Practical I guess
UROCLUB: finally a golf club you can pee in!
(includes 'privacy shield' loin-cloth, nice touch)
Wholesome, natural FUN for the whole family
BEARDO: rhymes with 'weirdo'... get it?
Prolly not funny if yer under 20
The gift that keeps-on-giving
Bad Christmas Gifts