27 January 2014

The Secret to a Long, Long Life...

A doctor on his morning walk, noticed the nice lady above...

She was sitting on her front step smoking a cigar, so he walked up to her and said:  "I couldn't help but notice how happy you look! What is your secret?" 

"I smoke ten cigars a day, she said. Then, before I go to bed,
I smoke a big, fat joint!

Apart from that, I drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniels every week, and eat only junk food. On weekends, I do other drugs, have sex and, most importantly--
I don't exercise at all." 

"That is absolutely amazing! How old are you?"

"Forty" she replied.

-h/t Speedunque-

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