.jpg)
A doctor on his morning walk, noticed the nice lady above...
She was sitting on her front step smoking a cigar, so he walked up to her and said:
"I couldn't help but notice how happy you look! What is your secret?"
"I smoke ten cigars a day, she said. Then, before I go to bed,
I smoke a big, fat joint!
Apart from that, I drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniels every week, and eat only junk food. On weekends, I do other drugs, have sex and, most importantly--
I don't exercise at all."
"That is absolutely amazing! How old are you?"
"Forty" she replied.
"I smoke ten cigars a day, she said. Then, before I go to bed,
I smoke a big, fat joint!
Apart from that, I drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniels every week, and eat only junk food. On weekends, I do other drugs, have sex and, most importantly--
I don't exercise at all."
"That is absolutely amazing! How old are you?"
"Forty" she replied.
-h/t Speedunque-