Baracky Road!
In honor of the 44th President of the United States,
Baskin-Robbins has introduced a new flavor:
It's a tempting blend of half-vanilla/half-chocolate... surrounded by nuts and flakes. The vanilla portion of the mix is not openly advertised, and is rarely acknowledged as an ingredient. The nuts and flakes are plentiful... but all very bitter and hard to swallow.
The delicacy is priced at $700.00/scoop. When purchased, it will be presented to you in a large beautiful cone... but then the ice cream is taken away and given to the next person in line behind you.
You are then left with an empty wallet with no change... and no hope of getting any ice cream, either. The joke's on you, America... that's how it works with this crew.
h/t Robert Lloyd