23 September 2010

The Year was 1947...

Roswell, New Mexico:

On July 8, 1947 -63 years ago- witnesses claim that an unidentified flying object (UFO) with five aliens aboard crashed onto a sheep and mule ranch just outside Roswell, New Mexico. This was of course a legendary incident that many claim has been comprehensively covered-up ever since by the U.S. Air Force and other federal agencies and organizations. 

However, what you may NOT know is that in the subsequent months, on-into 1948, the following cluster of births occured: 

Albert A. Gore, Jr.
Hillary Rodham 
John F. Kerry 
William J. Clinton
Howard Dean
Nancy Pelosi
Dianne Feinstein
Charles E. Schumer
Barbara Boxer

See what happens when aliens breed with 
sheep and jackasses...?

I hope this clears up a few of things for you... sure did for me

PS- just kidding... Snopes shot this one down hard... 
and I knew Pelosi was a bit older than that... 
-thanks anyway, Roberto- lol


Anonymous said...

lmao x 2

Randy-g said...

I still love it!!

Matt said...

The only thing is this; the aliens involved must have rode to school in the little saucer.

Conservative Pup said...

Love this! Linked, going up in early morning. Thanks, James. Have a great weekend!

John Carey said...

Funny stuff RR. This explains it all!

Reaganite Republican said...

Thanks John and CP... and "the little saucer" = lol

I don't see any evidence of superior intellect in the genes of these heinous offspring, either!

Steve Dennis said...

It all makes perfect sense now!

Reaganite Republican said...

I thought of your website's bit in the right column when I did that Mars Attacks bit Steve lol

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