23 September 2010

The Year was 1947...

Roswell, New Mexico:

On July 8, 1947 -63 years ago- witnesses claim that an unidentified flying object (UFO) with five aliens aboard crashed onto a sheep and mule ranch just outside Roswell, New Mexico. This was of course a legendary incident that many claim has been comprehensively covered-up ever since by the U.S. Air Force and other federal agencies and organizations. 

However, what you may NOT know is that in the subsequent months, on-into 1948, the following cluster of births occured: 

Albert A. Gore, Jr.
Hillary Rodham 
John F. Kerry 
William J. Clinton
Howard Dean
Nancy Pelosi
Dianne Feinstein
Charles E. Schumer
Barbara Boxer

See what happens when aliens breed with 
sheep and jackasses...?

I hope this clears up a few of things for you... sure did for me


PS- just kidding... Snopes shot this one down hard... 
and I knew Pelosi was a bit older than that... 
-thanks anyway, Roberto- lol