08 December 2010

Gift Idea for Those Who Already Have-it-all: Walk-In Medicine Cabinet for the Kitchen!

How obscenely anti-progressive... lol





Cures what ails ya...

DiseaseMedicationDosage
AllergiesMedoc1 glass
AnemiaGraves4 glass
BronchitisBordeaux (+ sugar/cinammon!)3 cups
IrregularityAnjou Blanc, Vouvray4 glass
Coronary ArteriesBrut Champagne4 glass
Diarrhea Beaujolais Nouveau4 glass
FeverChampagne Sec4 glass
HeartBurgundy, Sentanay Rouge2 glass
Uric Acid GoutSancerre, Pouilly Fume4 glass
HypertensionAlsace4 glass
MenopauseSaint Emilion1 bottle
DepressionMedoc2+ bottles
ObesityBurgundyUntil you don't care anymore...

10 comments:

Randy-g said...

Outstanding idea!!
Great catch RR!

Reaganite Independent said...

Thanks Randy- I'll drink to that lol

Christopher - Conservative Perspective said...

Where can I contact the contractor for installation RR?

Reaganite Independent said...

Ah Christopher... the life you're livin

You Republican you lol

Matt said...

That's a good one sir. Though, I'd like to adopt that general idea for use with firearms.

Reaganite Independent said...

Building an anti-progressive bunker, sir?

Anonymous said...

I must say, that is impressive.

Reaganite Independent said...

Not too shabby~

Maggie Thornton said...

Very, very cool. Climbing those stairs back up can't be too easy. Definitely must wait to "taste" till you get back to the top. Three cups of Bordeaux will cost a tad.

Reaganite Independent said...

No price too high in the name of good health, Maggie!

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