26 March 2011

Let Us Obey Our Religious Leaders...

Right, Islamists...?

Some time ago, Iran's Supreme Leader Grand Ayatollah Ali Khamenei urged the Muslim World to boycott anything and everything that originates with the Jewish people. He even went so far as to issue a fatwa to this effect...

In response, pharmacist Meyer M. Treinkmanout offered to assist them in organizing and targeting the anti-Israeli boycott with some helpful guidelines:

"Any Muslim who has Syphilis must not be cured by Salvarsan discovered by a Jew, Dr. Ehrlich. He should not even try to find out whether he has Syphilis, because the Wasserman Test is the discovery of a Jew. If a Muslim suspects that he has Gonorrhea, he must not seek diagnosis, because he will be using the method of a Jew named Neissner.

"A Muslim who has heart disease must not use Digitalis, a discovery by a Jew, Ludwig Traube.

Should he suffer with a toothache, he must not use Novocaine, a discovery of the Jews, Widal and Weil.

If a Muslim has Diabetes, he must not use Insulin, the result of research by Minkowsky, a Jew. If one has a headache, he must shun Pyramidon and Antypyrin, due to the Jews, Spiro and Ellege.

Muslims with convulsions must put up with them because it was a Jew, Oscar Leibreich, who proposed the use of Chloral Hydrate.

Arabs must do likewise with their psychic ailments because Freud, father of psychoanalysis, was a Jew.

Should a Muslim child get Diphtheria, he must refrain from the "Schick" reaction which was invented by the Jew, Bella Schick.

"Muslims should be ready to die in great numbers and must not permit treatment of ear and brain damage, work of Nobel Prize winner, Robert Baram.

They should continue to die or remain crippled by Infantile Paralysis because the discoverer of the anti-polio vaccine is a Jew, Jonas Salk.

"Muslims must refuse to use Streptomycin and continue to die of Tuberculosis because a Jew, Zalman Waxman, invented the wonder drug against this killing disease.

Muslim doctors must discard all discoveries and improvements by dermatologist Judas Sehn Benedict, or the lung specialist, Frawnkel, and of many other world renowned Jewish scientists and medical experts.

"In short, good and loyal Muslims properly and fittingly should remain afflicted with Syphilis, Gonorrhea, Heart Disease, Headaches, Typhus, Diabetes, Mental Disorders, Polio, Convulsions and Tuberculosis... and
be proud to obey the Islamic boycott."

So stick it to those evil Jooz today... that'll show em lol


Anonymous said...

He forgot to mention that no Muslim would ever have discovered the control for diabetes as it was insulin, extracted from the pancreas of pigs and only later cows and finally "human insulin" grown in the lab... They prohibit survival research as well as the product in the same way the Germans caused the Jewish scientists that developed the A-Bomb to flee their country... This is an irony free post..!

Matt said...

Wow, they really stepped in that one, didn't they?

Reaganite Republican said...

I think we need to hold them to it, Social Darwinism on a massive scale

Some problems just solve themselves lol

billypaintbrush said...

Meyer Treinkmanout is using logic to clarify the boycott. He is clearly not communicating with the barbarians that are expected to boycott.

Islam, the art-free, science-free, music-free and thought-free, submissive way.

Anonymous said...

islam is a horrible ideology for human rights

4 key things about islam

1. mythical beliefs - all religions have these (faith) because its part of being a religion, having beliefs without proof until after the believer dies. the problem is people will believe almost anything

2. totalitarianism - there is no free will in islam sharia law governs all. there is no seperation of church and state in islam: only submission to the will of allah as conveniently determined by the imams who spew vapors to feather their own nests. there are no moderate muslims they all support sharia law, see dar al harb

3. violence - of all religions islam leads the pack in violent tenets for their ideology & history: containing eternal canonical imperatives for supremacy at all costs using violence & intimidation as basic tools to achieve these goals

4. dishonesty - only islam has dishonesty as a fundamental tenet: this stems from allah speaking to mohamhead & abrogation in the koran which is used to explain how mo's peaceful early life was superseded by his warlord role later, see al taqiyya

really there are NO redeeming qualities for this muddled pile of propaganda named islam

islam is just another fascist totalitarian ideology used by power hungry fanatics in yet another quest for worldwide domination and includes all the usual human rights abuses & suppression of freedom

graphics version:

thanks for reading :)

Dan said...

I've been in the Middle East and while the people are superficially nice they really are committed to the demise of Israel. But if you talk to the Israelis they have a more nuanced Western-style view that is less primitive, and are actually willing to negotiate. Sadly, this will work in the Islamofascists' favor towards the end.

Maggie@MaggiesNotebook said...

What a great story, RR. For many, the first reaction would be to laugh, but to those of us who know who and what Islam is, the reaction, at least mine, is hey, this could solve our problem.

Wouldn't it be a great day if Muslims defended the Jews? What a great, great day. It won't happen and that's why I feel the way I do about Islam.

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