Enjoy a yummy unkilled burger instead...
This letter-to-the-editor actually appeared
in a major San Francisco newspaper...
Also note mention of "Speakout"...
Just like Archie Bunker used to say:
"Ah, California... the land of the fruits and the nuts:
where all the fruits are a little nutty...
and all the nuts are a little fruity!"
Unsettlingly, these people also vote: