'Looking for Work'

Some doctors are chatting at a conference, and the Israeli says: "In Israel, the medicine is so advanced that we cut off a man's testicles and transplanted them into another man, and it only took 6 weeks before he was looking for work!"

So the German one goes: "Sehr gut, but in Germany we are able to take part of the brain out of a person, we put it into another person's head, and in just 4 weeks he is looking for work."

A Russian doctor retorts: "Big deal- in Russia, we take a heart from a person, we put it into another's chest, and in a mere 2 weeks he is right back, seeking employment!"

The American doctor then says: "Ah, but that's nothing my colleagues, you are way, way behind us.

In the States a couple years back, we took a guy from Kenya with no brains, no heart, and no balls....made him President-
and now the whole country is looking for work!"

-h/t Speedunque-

LOOKING FOR WORK