03 December 2011

Reviewing the FREE Online Obama Games:

BAILOUT DEFENDER: 
Obama Mission


The title says it all, help the Bolshevik Boy Wonder defend industrial nationalizations and shameless giveaways to unions against the Teapartynaziclingers and other bad sorts of (racist) people who refuse to STFU, lay back, and learn to enjoy it...


Play -here-
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Super Obama World


Cross (union) working-class heroes The Mario Brothers with Dear Leader's mad community-organizing skills and you get Super Obama World, a crude, early 80s style game that has few redeeming qualities outside of the fact that you get to knock Obama's head on things for hours on end (for those so inclined).

But that title 'Super Obama World' could make a great 2012 campaign slogan, eh? What else did this one ever stand for, anyway.

Play -here-

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Obama vs. Zombies


Looks like the #Occupy crowd has turned on Dear Leader, 
and things are beginning to get ugly out there...

Play -here-
FREE Online Obama Games
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Hoopster-in-Chief Barry-O shoots some three-pointers whilst the Democrats' party mascot cheers him on -yawn-  
This one pretty much sucks.

Play -here-
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While the graphics are cute enough, this one is also pretty lame. In addition, most remain unconvinced that any Muslim terrorists are going to have Obama tied up and wanting to flee: rather, expect high-fives all around, then after Friday prayers brew some tea, fire up the hookah... maybe stone a jew or something.

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Falling Obama



Still the best if you ask me: dragging down this virtual Obama (dressed like Travolta in SNF) to the kind of level where the actual one lurks is just a whole bunch of fun... 'cuz it looks like it hurts. Call it therapy... been a frustrating few years.

Play -here-