29 July 2011

Late One Night in the White House Bedroom

Stressed-out Obama is tossing and turning restlessly....


(Our graceful and glamorous First Lady's lifelong battle with flatulence may have been at issue here)

Suddenly he sits-up to see the ghost of George Washington standing before him!

So Barack asks, "George, what's the best thing I can do to help the country?"

"Set an honest and honorable example, just as I did," Washington advises, then fades away~

The next night, Obama is astir again, and sees the ghost of Thomas Jefferson moving through the darkened bedroom....

O'bummer calls out, "Uh, Tom... please! What is the best thing
I could do to help the country?"


"Respect the Constitution, like I did," Jefferson advises as he slowly dims from sight...

Barack still isn't sleeping well the 3rd night when he sees yet another figure moving in the shadows, and low and behold, there stands the spirit of his avowed hero, Abraham Lincoln...

Obama pleads: "President Lincoln, what is the best thing I can do right now... to help the country?"

Honest Abe says: "Go see a play."


h/t Roberto
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12 comments:

Anonymous said...

You forgot add, "and they are BLACK,too" donchaknow...pinhead. LOL.

Reaganite Republican said...

Trolls out early today

Hey, I got better ones, wanna hear 'em?

lol

Anonymous said...

Obama only knows how to govern when his Chicago style politics is effective. There are too many in the Congress that have been there, done that to fall for that style. As Obama has no real experience in leading anything he is at a loss as to how to proceed. Being in a room full of grown-up is foreign to him. Which is why he has been the reactive mode rather than in the mode of a leader. Let them eat grapes I believe is his plan!
I can only pray that the grownups can salvage what is left of our country when he is out of office after losing all 57 states in the 2012 election!

Reaganite Republican said...

Right on

I read Obama acted VERY nervous and weird when he first met the Joint Chiefs of Staff... all those big, mean grownups spooked him it seems

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

He should take the Congress and Senate with him.

Reaganite Republican said...

OK, but spare the TEA Party Caucus- they're showing the way for the less principled GOPers

conservativesonfire said...

A world class narcissist such as Obama never listens to any advice. We'll not see any leadership from him, I'm afraid.

pamibe said...

Classic! LOL!

Reaganite Republican said...

Thanks!

Trestin said...

Oh snack!

Good Ole Boy said...

Q: What's the problem with Barack Obama jokes?
A: His followers don't think they're funny and other people don't think they're jokes.

Reaganite Republican said...

heh heh

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