12 December 2009

Tiger Woods Quitting Golf, Other Updates


Tiger Woods no sooner released official word of his quitting golf to patch things up at home when the disgraced golfer was linked to yet another mistress who just so happens to be a hot blonde escort... I guess we shouldn't be too surprised at this point-


Sicily-native, escort, and porn star Loredana Jolie was named by by Hollywood madame Michelle Braun as the 13th mistress... Braun was also the one contradicting Las Vegas blonde Jamie Jungers' dubious contention on the Today show that she was not an escort.

Rumors also surfaced from the the mistresses of Tiger's use of a drug that enhances the sexual experience, and that he greatly favored unprotected sex... hard to imagine any endorsement deals for him now, he's even offended the condom makers-

There is also talk of pending prostitution charges in NYC... this is still spinning out of control for this man that's clearly been making some horrible life decisions over the last few years- signifying a deeply unhappy man with a lot of issues... but hard to say he doesn't deserve what's coming, even if his wife, children, and mother clearly do not.

While Tiger has been rumored to be considering a radical move and break from the game to make things up to wife Elin, he had probably said it best when it was time he would need for "personal healing," something experts have recommended from the start. He then announced last night his intention to take an "indefinite break" from the game- an announcement that has rocked the golf and endorsements world.

TMZ.com has now posted updates about a moving truck at his Florida home --with a photo of the truck that reportedly moved 4 or 5 large boxes from the house while the truck was flanked by security.

This would lend credence to ABC News' update, saying Tiger Woods and his wife Elin may be moving to Sweden. ABC also reports that friends say Elin is waiting until all the infidelity reports (including those prostitution allegations) come out before she makes any divorce decisions.


In yet even another unwelcome development for Woods, his former mistress/escort/porn-star and one-time Wonder Years child-star Holly Sampson looks to be doing a new Tiger Woods-themed porno film... he may never come back from Sweden or off his yacht for a while now, as his life's become a bottomless pit of disgrace...