At approximately midnight EDT this morning, and just following a late working meeting with French President Sarkozy, Barack Obama -saying he's "had enough"- made statement of resignation to a dumbfounded press room hastily-assembled at the White House. Totally unexpected, it was obvious is that nobody -even most of the WH staff and top congressional leaders- saw this one coming.
The President -flanked by the First Lady and his daughters- appeared tired, stressed, nervous -and a bit dazed himself- but resolute in his determination to throw-in-the-towel on a misguided and incompetent administration that even he now realizes has done far, far more harm than good...
April Fool -ha, you wish
Now go get ready for work, serfs...
Dear Leader needs your money
Dear Leader needs your money