07 December 2011

General John 'Black Jack' Pershing
on Dealing with Islamic Terrorism

Although the indigenous uprising following American victory in the Philippine Islands (conducted by our former allies in the fight against the Spanish) ended formally in July 1902, various insurgent groups were determined to fight on. A great number of these were Moro terrorists, ancestors of today's MNLF
Moro National Liberation Front)a bloodthirsty group of Islamic seperatists funded by nice people like Iran and 
-until recently- Moammar Gaddafi.

The legend goes that after continued terrorist attacks on US troops and installations -in addition to the massacre of captured American soldiers- General Pershing sent a mission out to round-up 50 adult male perps. Back at the base, they were promptly strapped to wooden poles, execution-style.

As the firing squad had been ordered -and to the resolute horror of the Moro captives- a couple pigs were freshly slaughtered right in front of them. They then soaked their bullets in the blood and fat prior to loading.

After executing the first 49 -who according to the Koran were automatically barred from Paradise (even while dying a martyr) due to porcine 'contamination'- Pershing had the bodies unceremoniously tossed into a mass grave with the residual pig carcasses/entrails piled-high on top, a yummy snack for the confounded jihadis to enjoy on the way to Hell.

The 50th Islamist was then cut loose to go tell everybody back at the encampment exactly what he'd just witnessed... and for 
42 years, there was not a single Muslim terrorist attack anywhere in the world... how bout that.

True story? The libs at Snopes couldn't disprove it... and imo shows the amazing potential of today's innovative Plant-a-Pig program(!)
Fittingly, it was the American Pershing II missile -installed in western Europe by Ronald Reagan in the 80s- that perhaps tipped the Cold War's balance and put the Soviet Union back on their heels for good. 

And don't forget the mighty, Tiger-crushing M-26 Pershing heavy tank: General John 'Black Jack' Pershing was a prized mentor to Bradley, Marshall, Patton, and Eisenhower- no less. 

As for the terrorism... Ole Blood-n-Guts also had a thing or two to say about that -here-


Woodsterman (Odie) said...

I've posted this too a while back. It shows how to handle the Muzloon terriorists. Let's do it again!

Reaganite Republican said...


It don't get any more American than THAT!

Justin said...

Interesting! I never knew this about Pershing--didn't even realize he's be in the Philippines. It reminds of a story I once heard about some old British imperial general tasked with ended the practice of forced sati. When a gang of men intent on performing this rite were cornered by the general, they protested that he had no right to interfere because burning a widow after her husband's death was their "custom."

The general responded, "Fine. We have a custom as well. It is our custom to take men who burn women and hang them by their necks from trees until they die. You practice your custom...and then we will practice ours." And thus the wave of sati ended in that region

Matt said...

I had heard about that. As you wrote, it was highly effective. Psychological warfare is not against any conventions, is it?

Teresa said...

Those were some great methods used to deal with Muslim extremists. We should start employing those methods today.

Reaganite Republican said...

Hey- we can oil our barrel with whatever oil we choose, lol

And I agree, T- a little bit of deterrence goes a long way, just make a firm example of some and make sure they all hear about it

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