04 January 2012

Kentucky Horse-Sense

Guy walks into a Lexington, KY watering-hole and bar and orders up a brew...

While sitting at the bar watching the TV, one of Obama's typical BS political ads came on. Once over, he suddenly jumps up on the barstool and yells at the top of his lungs to the entire room
"Obama is a horse's ass!"

The bartender gives him a real nasty look, promptly reaches under the bar and breaks-out an oak club about 18 inches long, then slams the poor guy in the face, knocking him off his stool and flying to floor.

After a minute or two, the guy picks himself up, takes a deep breath and says to the still-seething barkeep, "Man, I'm sorry-
I didn't know this was Obama country."

"It's not!" says the bartender. "This is horse country!"

h/t Kirby