28 April 2011

PROGRESS: a Mere 97% of Obama's Bizarre, Obfuscated Past Remains Concealed Now

Obama birth certificate

At first glance, the long form birth certificate released yesterday appears genuine enough... unlike the motives of a Team Obama that preferred to send out $2M worth of lawyers to fight/prolong the issue for political gain rather than simply comply like a person acting in good faith (and with nothing to hide) would have done three years ago.

So why cough it up now? That political gain was no more: White House attempts to split the Right over the birther debate weren't working, as Donald Trump reignited the issue to the point where just 39% of the country -and a small minority of the GOP- still believed he'd been born on US soil.

Alas, plenty of residual doubt as to the veracity of the document remains... something tells me we've just turned a page here, not finished a book... or even a chapter. Clearly, hard-core birthers are not satisfied.

But just contrast this: within one week of Tiger Woods crashing his Escalade in Florida, the American press promptly found every woman in the country with whom Tiger had had an affair over the previous few years. They had no problem whatsoever scraping up photos, text messages, recorded phone calls, madames who arranged orgies, etc... which they proceeded to splatter all over.

They revealed the cause of the family fight and even knew it was a wedge from his golf bag that his wife used to break out the windows in the Escalade. 

Not only that- they know which wedge! 

Each and every day, they were able to continue to provide America with updates on Tiger's sex rehab stay, his wife's plans for divorce, her new house in Sweden, their weekend plans aboard the yacht, divorce settlement, where the kids are, etc. 

Now, Barack Hussein Obama has been in office for well over two years -in a position until recently considered Leader of the Free World- yet the hopenchangey hacks that constitute most of the American media are somehow unable to...

· locate any of Obama's childhood friends or neighbors

· find any of his high school or college classmates

· convince the WH to release his BC until Trump forced it, nor obtain medical records/exam results, as all previous presidents have provided

· locate any of his college papers or grades

· determine how he qualified for and financed both Columbia and Harvard

· discover which country issued his visa to travel to Pakistan in the 1980's

· even find Michelle Obama's Princeton thesis on racism

If they do ever manage to get up from licking Obama's posterior long enough to actually do their freaking jobs as journalists (and fulfill the unwritten/implied vetting duties that come with a free press), maybe they can ask Obama family friend Neil Abercrombie why he pledged to release the long-form Obama Birth Certificate upon entering the Hawaii governor's mansion- then told us it was "impossible".. O-bummer sure came up with it lickety-split the minute the polls spooked him, didn't he.

Now release your college records, Barry... as put so well on today's Washington Times Op Ed page, this was far from the Manchurian Moonbat's only secret:

Mr. Obama’s hostility to openness drives the public’s curiosity about the most basic facts of his life. For example, he has refused to release his college and law-school transcripts, information recent presidential candidates have openly shown the public despite some embarrassment over decades-old bad grades. 
What is there for this president to hide? Maybe he flunked government classes or got busted for dope. He has openly discussed his past drug use, but is there more to it? Secrecy breeds speculation.
The list of hidden Obama documents includes medical records from his annual physical - which other presidents have made public - and first lady Michelle Obama’s law-firm records. Is she covering up a Hillary Clinton-type Whitewater case?
Who knows...