20 April 2011

Barack Obama at the Pearly Gates~


Having arrived at the Gates of Heaven, Barrack Obama meets a man with a beard. 'Are you Mohammed?' he asks. 

'No my son, I am St. Peter; Mohammed is higher up.' Peter then points to a ladder that rises into the clouds...

Delighted that Mohammed should be higher than St. Peter, Obama climbs the ladder in great strides, climbs up through the clouds and comes into a room where he meets another bearded man. He asks again, 'Are you Mohammed?' 

'Why no,' he answers, 'I am Moses; Mohammed is higher still.'

Exhausted, but with a heart full of joy he climbs the ladder yet again, he discovers a larger room where he meets an angelic looking man with a beard. Full of hope, he asks again, 
'Are you Mohammed?'

'No, I am Jesus, the Christ; you will find Mohammed higher up.'

Mohammed higher than Jesus! Man, oh man!

Barack Hussein Obama can hardly contain his delight and climbs and climbs ever higher. Once again, he reaches an even larger room where he meets this truly magnificent looking man with a silver white beard and once again repeats his question: 'Are you Mohammed?' he gasps as he is by now, totally out of breath from all his climbing.

'No, my son, I am Almighty God, the Alpha and the Omega, but you look exhausted, 'Would you like a cup of coffee?'

Obama says, 'Yes please!' 

As God looks behind him, he claps his hands and yells out: 

'Hey, Mohammed, two coffees!'



-h/t Speedunque-

16 comments:

Randy-g said...

Outstanding RR!! I love it!

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

That's a keeper.

LL said...

ROFL!

Full Metal Patriot said...

Bwahahahaha! Classic!

innominatus said...

Awesome!

Reaganite Republican said...

Thank you... thankyouverymuch

Christopher - Conservative Perspective said...

FANTASTIC!

Red said...

We are all destined to serve ;-)

You big joker!

Libertarian Advocate said...

Blisteringly funny James; Dang good thing you don't live in Holland.

Always On Watch said...

Good one.

Abbey said...

My first visit ... a great laugh!!

Abbey

Matt said...

Excellent sir!!

Maggie@MaggiesNotebook said...

Oh, that is so good!

Reaganite Republican said...

Welcome Abbey- and thx y'all

joepf said...

You're assuming Obama is going to Heaven!

Reaganite Republican said...

Naw, just the gate... and I assume the Good Lord at min. had good stern talk with him at that point lol

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